nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

(via crystallized-teardrops)

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

(via crystallized-teardrops)

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.